ROFLMAO-(Rolling on Floor, Laugh My Ass Off)
After an eternity of campaigning, dozens of debates, hundreds of promises, thousands of tour stops and millions of voters, the unimaginable happened, and now you and yours have won the White House.
Sure, there’s allegations of tampering, of collusion with foreign agents, and before your guy is even in the seat, the streets are swollen with protests, people are setting fire to trash cans and it kinda looks like Nazis are making a comeback.
But ignore that for now, you’ve wormed your way into the left hand of the most powerful man in the world, and it’s time to take advantage of that. Exploit your position, get everything you can and get out before the ship burns to the ground. Or hell, see if you can bail the water fast enough to keep it afloat till the end of the term, stranger things have happened. Or undermine the whole rotten system and destroy it from within.
Whatever you do, it’s going to be a crazy 100 days.
The First 100 Days is a Fiasco Playset, set during the first 100 days of a particularly chaotic presidency, inspired by @DungeonBastard on Twitter.