A Cat of Tindalos

A Cat of Tindalos

Monday, July 20, 2020

No Gods and Precious Few Heroes (Read America for Scotland)


One of the first antiwar songs. Beat the 1960s by 150 years!


The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!" - Piraticus 13:7

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me (Afterwards is OK; just use protection). The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

— Suggestions 1:1

"Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.

— Slackers 1:51–52

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

-Bobby Henderson



Thursday, July 9, 2020